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After reading this guide, it makes one wonder whether the spate of new zombie movies is a coincidence or the Government's way of preparing the population for the coming Class 4 outbreak. However, the movies are providing misinformation, such as zombies running and climbing, that will leave the masses hurtling toward conversion into zombie-chow.Those of us who have read this guide will be the last of humanity to survive.
Great book, awesome layout, useful facts presented with plenty of dark laughs. Great read for Zombie fans everywhere, and the true guide on how to prepare.
The irony, no perhaps more of a paradox, is that if people who believed in zombies were attacked by zombies intent in eating their brains, the poor zombies would not find enough sustainance to put on a small cracker. Could be a big seller. However, the fact that this book is so cleverly written is a testament to the ingenious nature of Mr Brooks's writing, seriously, its the funniest thing he has done since "Blazing Saddles", or possibly "Spaceballs", which personally, I found hilarious. Magic.
I think I might write a guide on "What do do if you find a dragon in your sock draw". You only have to look at some of the blogs and stuff to see that they do. PS - Mr Brooks suggests the best way to survive a zombie attack is to build a 19th century prison at the North pole, and fill it with guns and food, so all in all, thats a good, common sense approach that suggests that come the zombocalypse, only Santa would survive. "Real" zombies dont actually exist. They do, honest. Mindless hulks shambling the earth. Hmm, perhaps I should have added a spoiler alert. Hence you would think that it wouldn't be worth the effort on the part of the zombies to bother, which means that the people who believe in zombies wouldnt be bothered by them at all, and the zombies would have to spend their time chasing people who didnt believe in them to get a decent brain snack, but they couldnt because they dont actually exist.
He might have to eat some elves though. the thought that zombies might be real, or the fact that people actually believe this stuff. Thats what people who believe in zombies are. You could go mad thinking about it.
You can be too prepared. The best part is some of the humor within the guide. You'd swear you were reading a book for surviving in the wild really. Still, Max Brooks has brought a very serious issue to the forefront of my mind. I'd previously read a few pages and enjoyed it.
In short, get your guide, sharpen your machete and prep for the apocalypse. Everything from avoiding infection to finding shelter to surviving in a zombie world. Needless to say, I now love it. Off of a whim a friend decided to pick up the Zombie Survival Guide as a present for me. The guide is incredibly detailed with the survival methods listed.
Occasionally, you'll run into a particular scenario where the author will throw a bit of humor into the scenario or have a picture that can crack you up.
The book was in good condition and the delivery was on time.Price correct for the quality of the book.I recommend them.
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